Posted by Sutter on March 23, 2011.
Filed under: alternate endings, career day, Cruel Childhood Initiative, doctors, Dr. Pizza MD, pizza, pizza cops!, pizza lawyers!, school, Tasteful Nudity
Featuring: Emma the pizza, Mrs. Buttzington
The first 100 birthday street comics are now available in convenient book form, along with 30 extra pages of comics, sketches, and bizarre necks!
If you haven’t already noticed, Birthday Street is taking the holidays off, since the authors are all in various states of holiday unavailability. We’ll be back next week!
Renowned member of the Birthday Street cast, Frank Swanson, has recently opened his own hot dog stand! Be sure to stop by with your appetite and maybe some band-aids!
© 2012, Kevin Cornell, Matthew Sutter, and Peter Dalkner. Built by Matt Kircher. All images owned by their respective artist. Don’t be a jerk and steal shit.

11 Responses to "Careers for Pizza"
Mountain Gnome Said:
Ha Ha, “The career of pizza delivery person is not pictured”….!
March 23, 2011
bearskinrug Said:
Hey – every time she shows up for a job, she’s delivering pizza.
March 23, 2011
P Dobry Shouted:
I already hate myself for doing this, but I believe that the young lady was turned into the slice with mushrooms (it is on the same side as she was and has eyelashes). And now, after citing continuity errors in a Birthday Street strip, I am going to walk into the ocean. Ta.
PS: Mrs. Buttzington needs a better brassiere
March 23, 2011
Sutter Mumbled:
There it is! The comment I knew was coming! I just didn’t think it would be delivered by a wolf in poindexter’s clothing. Here is my prepared remark:
>ahem<
"When you're a pizza, changing toppings is like changing your clothes. You wouldn't want to be stuck with just ONE outfit would you? Neither would Emma the Pizza"
March 23, 2011
bearskinrug Heckled:
Burn, P Dobry!
March 23, 2011
Mancho Whispered:
So she’s still got her clothes on when she’s spinning around that pole….
March 23, 2011
Sutter Heckled:
Well, uh, with pizza-strippers it’s hotter to have MORE toppings hence more clothing.
How are my thin-as-paper explanations going?
March 23, 2011
Kevin Shouted:
Burn, P Dobry!!
March 23, 2011
Mancho Exclaimed:
We can say it’s her schoolgirl outfit!
March 23, 2011
Mountain Gnome Mumbled:
I am presuming that tasteful nudity refers to the very last panel…?
March 23, 2011
Sutter Heckled:
That’s the tasTY nudity. Bwa-hahah
March 23, 2011