Monthly Archives: September 2011

  1. The Admiral and Lieutenant Simmons Race to the North Pole!
  2. I could go for one of those cocktails
  3. This is a lot funnier in California, Connecticut, Guam, Hawai'i, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, New York, Oregon, and Vermont
  4. Beach Ranger Ferd and Frank Swanson get saved by dolphins
  5. Dolphin butthole is a delicacy in 42 countries
  6. Other responsibilities include washing the ball-sack.
  7. Quincy Rasp gets kicked out of the ball pit at Fun Time Pizza Saloon.
  8. Pizza will steal your women. Lock them up!
  9. Nananana Nananana not gay!
  10. Beach Ranger Ferd saves a make-out couple from The Grunk.