Monthly Archives: February 2013

  1. Kevin McCallister probably had the very same dreams...
  2. With a Rip Van Wink-le and a nod...
  3. Charlie Bear attempts to hibernate.
  4. Birthday Street doesn't have nearly enough old men to populate a nude pond
  5. They'll drive you quackers! HA!
  6. Tits Magazine goes all watersports.
  7. Bobby Flay is such a bore. He really doesn't have any quotes that are the least bit insightful or amusing. "Grilling is fun, you can use either gas OR charcoal!" Really, Bobby, REALLY?
  8. Pew pew peeew! (laser sounds)
  9. Susie with Braces goes to the big dance.
  10. THere will be a quiz on chapter 62 on Monday: How to identify Susie's shoes under the stall door; Shaking Susie's stall door to frighten her.
  11. I have no idea what I'm doing.
  12. Asshole Postman taunts Dermot Hasenpfeffer.